iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

(via kayleegean)

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
asker

Anonymous asked: Do you have any facts about the hopeless struggle we call life?

facts-i-just-made-up:

The alien playing me keeps getting “lose a turn” or gets on a roll of extra turns. No balance at all. Cmon dude.

bluewoodbox:

redscarfstars:

did-you-kno:

Source

I am surprised, but then again also not

bluewoodbox:

redscarfstars:

did-you-kno:

Source

I am surprised, but then again also not

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(via patheticteal)

thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(via patheticteal)

godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?

(via patheticteal)

royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM. 

royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 

NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM

(via patheticteal)

sturmtruppen:

the new smash bros is shaping up to be the best pokemon stadium release in a long time

(via tehsneaker)

jtotheizzoe:

myartexperiments:

Happy Earth Day

It’s like we’re dancing! The waltz of Terra Luna …

jtotheizzoe:

myartexperiments:

Happy Earth Day

It’s like we’re dancing! The waltz of Terra Luna …

(via l0singmymarbles)

Boo